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- We're tiny.
- We're toon-y.
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ALL: We're all a little loony.
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And in this cartoon-y
We're invading your TV.
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BOTH: We're comic dispensers.
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We crack up all the censors.
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ALL: On Tiny Toon Adventures
Get a dose of comedy.
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So here's Acme Acres It's
a whole wide world apart.
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Our home sweet
home It stands alone.
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A cartoon work of art.
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The scripts were rejected
Expect the unexpected.
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ALL: On Tiny Toon
Adventures It's about ta start.
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PLUCKY: They're
furry. They're funny.
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BOTH: They're Babs
and Buster Bunny.
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ALL: Montana Max has
money Elmyra is a pain.
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BUSTER: Here's Hamton.
- And Plucky.
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BA BS: Dizzy Devil's yucky.
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ALL: Furrba/Vs unlucky
And Gaga is insane.
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At Acme Looniversity
We earn our Toon degree.
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The teaching staff's been
getting laughs Since 1933.
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We're tiny We're toon-y.
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We're all a little loony.
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R's Tiny Toon Adventures
Come and join the fun.
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BOTH: And now our song is done.
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PLUCKY: And to cap off my
truly stupendous weekend...
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I infiltrated a
secret spy ling...
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and arm-wrestled 50 evildoers.
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Thus saving Acme
Acres once again...
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thanks to my
invincible heroics...
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and good-natured
party-mallard personality.
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Huh? Huh?
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Oh. Sorry. Babs. The
sudden silence startled me.
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[WHISPERS] Don't you think
you laid it on a little thick. Plucky?
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[WHISPERS] Not to
tip the plot or anything...
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but someday all that bragging is
gonna get you in a lot of trouble.
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Oh. Relax. Guys.
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Speeches have to
be colorful, don't they?
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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Well. What have we... I
say. What have we here?
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Meet Frank and Ollie,
new transfer students...
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who need to get acquainted
with the Loonivelsity.
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Glad to have you. Kids.
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Whereabouts do you
come 110m. Anyway?
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Uh-huh.
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Uh. Cute little tykes. But I think
they're about hali a quart low.
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All right, which one...
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I say, which one of you'd like
to show Frank and Ollie around?
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Loonivelsity tours
are my specialty. Sir.
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Nobody': more qualified.
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Everything in my life
has led up to this moment.
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Deep-six the sermon. Son.
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Just go show them the ropes.
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Phew. That duck spits out more words
than a dictionary in a garbage disposal.
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Uh, speaking of garbagen...
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- Whai?
- Who wrote today's script?
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Be nice.
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This is the school lab.
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Let me know it I'm getting
too technical to! You.
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Oi course. Advanced chemistry is
a snap 10! Someone oi my high IO.
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A little of this,
a dash of that.
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It's really very simple
when you're a genius.
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[SLURPS THEN GULPING]
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[SIGHS]
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Ah, the miracles of science.
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Mm.
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Root beer.
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And finally, here's our
hallowed athletic field...
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scene of many record-breaking
performances by yours truly.
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Ah. Yes. Too bad you
couldn't see me in action.
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The picture of grace
as I planted the old pole.
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[SCHEAMING]
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[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
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[ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
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HeY. Where's Plucky? Isn't
he gonna walk home with us?
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Oh. I don't know.
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Old motor mouth is probably still
on his tour with those new students.
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I don't know.
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Even one of Plucky's
tours wouldn't last this long.
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Well. Not too shabby. Huh.
Guys? What do you think?
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We think you're perfect.
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Our planet sent us...
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to bring back the bravest.
Strongest and fastest Earthling alive.
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And you're it.
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[STAMMERS] Uh.
Planet? Earthling?
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Oh-ho-ho. Now. Wait a minute.
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[HUMBLING]
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Plucky's been
ducknapped by aliens.
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[SCHEAMING]
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PLUCKY [STAMMERS]:
Some students.
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Some transfer.
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Must be foreign exchange
students. Maybe France.
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We apologize 10!
Tricking you. Plucky...
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but you're our only hope.
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Our people lack courage.
We need a brave leader.
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OLLIE: Like you.
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Well. When you
put it that way...
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I guess I do fit
the bill. Don't I?
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Fellow citizens.
Meet our new leader.
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Plucky Duck.
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[FANFAHE PLAYS ON PHONOGRAPH]
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[ALL CHEERING]
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I never realized aliens
had such impeccable taste.
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[YELLS]
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[SCREAMS]
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[THUD]
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Ooh. The elders will
be pleased with us...
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“.101 finding such a brave
warrior to save our planet.
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[OVER MONITOR] Yes- And' it's
gonna take all the bravery Quick]! Has.
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To conquer the evil
space tyrant. Duck Vader.
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[GHOWLS]
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The duck makes how
much? Gloss or net?
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I don't know. But
that's what I heal.
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With or without points?
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With.
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That can't be light.
He's not even a star.
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Get my agent on the phone.
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DIRECTOR: Uh. Heh. Ready
on the set. Uh. Places. People.
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Come on now. Slate
it. Cameras rolling.
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SLATE GUY: "A Quack in
the Quarks." Act 2. Take 2.
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DIRECTOR: And action.
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Mucky': been
ducknapped by spacemen.
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Quick, meet me in
the Prop Department.
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- Right.
- You got it.
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Wherever you are. Plucky. Old
buddy. Hang on to your ieathels.
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We'll find you.
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Patience. Plucky.
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These hero tests are merely
to prove to the planet elders...
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that you quality
as our new leader.
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[CLANGS]
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[GASPS]
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Patience. 'Folks.
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We guarantee this
Earthling will measure up.
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Uh. Next test.
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OLLIE [OVER SPEAKER]:
How are you at weightlifting?
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Ale you kidding?
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[IN STHAINED VOICE] I'm the
best darn weight lifter in the universe.
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ELDER: That does
it. We've seen enough.
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Oh. I'm so glad.
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[WHISPERS] I don't understand.
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Plucky said he was the best.
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ELDER: Guards, take them away.
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[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Well. It's about time.
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What color is my limo?
And where we going?
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Oh. You don't want to know.
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Keep looking. Guys.
It's in here somewhere.
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HAMTON: Buster.
Over here. I found it.
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Great. All light,
everybody. Stand clear.
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ALL: Ooh!
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All aboard.
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Prepare to blast off.
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Aye. Aye. Captain.
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BUSTER: Ignition.
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Blast off!
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Sorry you can't come with us. Elders.
Bui. Uh. I'll bring you a souvenir. Hmm?
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[THUD]
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FRANK: Oh. Wise
elders. Please reconsider.
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On Earth. We saw Plucky
perform amazing feats.
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ELDER: Then you
shouldn't mind joining him...
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on his ultimate chance
to prove himself.
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Hey, is this any
way to treat a guest?
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This tour better be good.
I'm a busy leader. You know.
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Ah. My loyal beanbag.
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Perfect for napping.
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OLLIE: No. Plucky.
That's... [GHOWLS]
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[THUD]
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Chewcudda. Meet Plucky.
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Plucky. Chewcudda.
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[BLOWS RASPBERRY]
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[SNORTS]
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[LAUGHS NEHVOUSLY]
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[SNARLS]
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Never show Chewcudda
anything led. Not even your tongue.
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It's the bull in him.
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Don't worry. I won't.
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It's the chicken in me.
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[HUMBLING]
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[BOTH GASP]
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- Oh. No.
- He's here.
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Who's here? Who? It it
isn't one interruption. It's two.
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It's... It's... [IN
UNISON] Duck Vader.
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DUCK VADER: Who dares stand in
Duck Vader's way 0t destroying Planet X?
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Uh. Plucky Duck.
Our great leader.
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Go on. Plucky. Show
him who is boss.
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Yeah. Okay. Sure.
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He doesn't look so scaly to me.
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[SIZZLES]
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Is it suddenly hot in
here. Or is it just me?
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BUSTER: Remember. In
space no one can heal you quack.
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Gee. Babs. Outer space
is bigger than I thought.
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How are we ever
gonna find Plucky?
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How? I'm glad you asked.
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With the help of our trusty Acrne
computer and one of Pluclry's feathers...
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retrie\red conveniently frorn
the scene of the abduction.
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Computer. Find this duck.
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[LAUGHING HYSTEHICALLY]
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Uh—oh. Don't look now, but Pluclty's
feather is tickling the computer.
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That's over-explaining
a plot point.
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BUSTER: She's out o1 control!
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You know. I've
always been curious.
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How come they call you
iellows storm troopers?
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[MIMICS THUNDER CRASHING]
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I had to ask.
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We know you're allowing
yourself to be captured...
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just to lull Duck Vader into
a false sense of security.
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But don't you think it's
time you walloped him?
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DUCK VADER: Silence.
My intergalactic zappel lay...
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will soon blast Planet
X into goat cheese.
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But fillet. We'll
test it on you.
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[LAUGHS]
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I'm warning you, wise guy...
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you better think twice before
you test anything on me.
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Because I do lousy on tests.
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DUCK VADER: Soon you will be turned
into goat cheese. You foolish hero, you.
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Any last words, doomed one?
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Yes. I'm allergic
to goat cheese.
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[SNEEZES]
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[SNEEZES]
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Bless me.
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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DUCK VADER: Oh. Do I
have to do everything myseli?
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Follow him.
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Come on. Come on. Come On.
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[ELEVATOR DINGS]
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[ALL PANTING]
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Plucky. Why did you tell us
that you were the best on Earth?
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Hey. Guys. I was
just having a little fun.
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I didn't think it
would hurt anything.
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But you fibbed.
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Hone of it was true.
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Now we'll be destroyed
by Duck Vader's troops.
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Says who?
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This is one duck who's
not running another step.
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00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:11,143
Well. Maybe just
a iew more steps.
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[CHUCKLES]
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[COMPUTER LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY]
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Yeehaw. Whoa. Little doggy! I
can't hold he! Down much longer.
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O01. Any blight ideas?
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[WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY]
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00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:30,997
You know. It's so
crazy it just might work.
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[LAUGHING HYSTEHICALLY]
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BUSTER: All hands. Stand by.
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Peel onions.
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[ALL CRYING]
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[COMPUTER LAUGHING THEN SOBBING]
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I've been a bad computer.
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So far. So good.
246
00:14:58,931 --> 00:15:01,423
Now to figure out where we are.
247
00:15:05,037 --> 00:15:08,371
Ow! Hey. Why don't
you watch“? Gulp.
248
00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:17,275
Uh. Don't look now. Gang.
But we've got company.
249
00:15:19,685 --> 00:15:21,380
[BEEPING]
250
00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:24,216
Buster. Plucky's
aboard that ship.
251
00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:26,625
Then we're going in.
252
00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:29,125
Spaceships ho!
253
00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:42,131
[BELL RINGS]
254
00:15:44,811 --> 00:15:47,746
Stay with the ship, Harnton.
I'll call if we find trouble.
255
00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:49,939
Remember, Babs.
We're parked in A-5.
256
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:53,886
I think we lost them.
257
00:15:54,053 --> 00:15:55,733
DUCK VADER [OVER
PA]: Is this thing an? 0h.
258
00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:58,152
Attention, all storm troopers.
259
00:15:58,324 --> 00:16:01,419
Two minutes till
we destroy Planet X.
260
00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:02,823
Our planet.
261
00:16:02,995 --> 00:16:04,793
It's doomed.
262
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,558
Baloney. You're not gonna
give up now. Are you?
263
00:16:07,733 --> 00:16:11,931
But we can never win
against Duck Vader.
264
00:16:12,538 --> 00:16:16,338
Never say never. Nobody
can beat you except you.
265
00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:19,001
Let the force be your umbrella.
266
00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:21,779
If you belie ye you
can do it, you can do it.
267
00:16:21,948 --> 00:16:24,508
And I know you have what
it takes to beat these goons.
268
00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:26,049
- Heafly?
- Heafly?
269
00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:28,449
PLUCKY: You bet. Now
get in there and get tough.
270
00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:32,251
Remember, a stitch in time
saves. Um. A lot o1 embarrassment.
271
00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:35,690
You can lead a horse to water, you
know, but, uh, a pencil roust be lead.
272
00:16:35,862 --> 00:16:39,696
When the going gets tough.
This duck goes bye-bye.
273
00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:41,493
Yeah. Come on. Duck Vader.
274
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:42,725
We're not scaled.
275
00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:44,131
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
276
00:16:46,105 --> 00:16:48,096
"Plucky? 41mm?"
277
00:16:48,274 --> 00:16:49,639
BOTH: Hee-ya!
278
00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:51,436
[BOTH SCREAM]
279
00:16:53,045 --> 00:16:54,171
Hey, wait. Hold it.
280
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:55,542
SiOp!
281
00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:59,085
Buster. Babs.
282
00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:01,050
Oh. Boy. Am I glad to see you.
283
00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:03,052
A whole planet's
about to be destroyed.
284
00:17:03,222 --> 00:17:05,691
What was this. The rehearsal?
285
00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:14,095
BUSTER: Hamton.
We got trouble out here.
286
00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:15,462
Help us. Quick.
287
00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:16,659
Coming. Buster.
288
00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:21,497
Yipe!
289
00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:24,075
You're not Buster.
But how did you...?
290
00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:26,838
DUCK VADER [AS BUSTER]:
Help. Hamton! Come quick!
291
00:17:27,079 --> 00:17:31,676
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Heh. I also do
magic tricks. Like making pigs disappear.
292
00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:33,842
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
293
00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:53,235
DUCK VADER [OVER PA]: Eleven seconds...
Nu, 10 seconds until we destroy Planet X.
294
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,670
Lock death ray on target.
295
00:17:55,841 --> 00:17:58,401
Phew. Good thing I always
carry a can of this with me.
296
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:01,070
Don't you wish everybody did?
297
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:06,708
DUCK VADER [OVER PA]:
Five, four, three, two, one.
298
00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:08,650
Fire.
299
00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:11,415
0h. Blast. I said. 'Fire.'
300
00:18:12,358 --> 00:18:17,296
Ha! I'd like to see that clod
Duck Vader stop us now.
301
00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:20,323
DUCK VADER: Be caleiul
what you wish 101. Mallard.
302
00:18:20,499 --> 00:18:24,800
Say. Has anyone ever told you you
smell exactly like ('JO-weight motor oil?
303
00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:27,099
[GHOANS]
304
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:31,433
So now you're sole.
Huh. Steam-iron breath?
305
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:32,806
DUCK VADER: Very perceptive.
306
00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:38,008
But you're all going to cheer me
up just by standing on that platform.
307
00:18:38,184 --> 00:18:40,346
Uh. Thanks but no
thanks. Helmet-head.
308
00:18:40,519 --> 00:18:43,545
We won't do it and
you can't make us.
309
00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:45,191
Nah. Nah. Nah-nah-nah.
310
00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:46,689
DUCK VADER: Oh. Really?
311
00:18:47,093 --> 00:18:48,117
ALL: Hamton!
312
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:51,286
DUCK VADER: The plaflolm
or the pig. It's your decision.
313
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,660
Well. I don't know. That
plaflolm is pretty nice.
314
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,062
The pig works cheap.
315
00:18:55,234 --> 00:18:57,498
You know. I'm getting
double scale to! This episode.
316
00:18:57,670 --> 00:18:58,865
[IN UNISON] You what?
317
00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:00,062
DUCK VADER: Well?
318
00:19:00,239 --> 00:19:03,539
ALL: We're thinking.
We're thinking.
319
00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:06,174
Okay. The platform.
320
00:19:06,345 --> 00:19:09,178
DUCK VADER: I knew
you'd come around.
321
00:19:12,518 --> 00:19:14,953
Let the force he your umbrella.
322
00:19:15,121 --> 00:19:16,145
BOTH: Nah.
323
00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:18,188
Never say never.
324
00:19:18,357 --> 00:19:19,483
BOTH: Nah.
325
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:23,926
Never show Chewcudda
anything led. Not even your tongue.
326
00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:25,461
- That's it.
- That's it.
327
00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:28,123
[FRANK AND OLLIE WHOOPING]
328
00:19:31,737 --> 00:19:34,798
DUCK VADER: Hey.
Play fail. Hold still.
329
00:19:42,381 --> 00:19:44,076
O01.
330
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,543
Huh?
331
00:19:48,654 --> 00:19:50,713
[SNARLING]
332
00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:01,324
[BEEPING]
333
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:03,491
[ALARM WAILING]
334
00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:17,743
DUCK VADER: I've
been flamed. Really.
335
00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:19,341
[CROWD CHEERING]
336
00:20:19,518 --> 00:20:21,919
ELDER: And for saving
our beloved Planet X...
337
00:20:22,088 --> 00:20:25,786
we proclaim you. Frank
and Ollie. Our new leaders.
338
00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:29,258
And we're history majors. Ta-ta.
339
00:20:29,428 --> 00:20:32,125
Humph. Easy come.
Easy go. I guess.
340
00:20:32,298 --> 00:20:35,268
Plucky. We couldn't
have done it without you.
341
00:20:35,434 --> 00:20:39,735
We really did pick the best
duck lo! The job alter all.
342
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:41,395
Aw. Shucks.
343
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:45,602
Well. It's nothing I haven't done betole.
You know. That reminds me 0t the time I...
344
00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:47,769
[IN UNISON] Plucky!
345
00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:51,941
Hey, if I'm lying,
may a laser strike me.
346
00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:57,679
[LASERS BLASTING]
347
00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:40,926
Parting is such sweet sorrow.
348
00:21:44,503 --> 00:21:46,494
[ENGLISH SDH]